PLASTIC JESUS
Traditional


VERSE 1:
C
I don't care if it rains or freezes
F                              C                             G    G7
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C
Once his hair was snowy white
F                             C              G             C
Now it ain't quite so bright, stained by the smoke from my cigar

CHORUS:
C
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
C                             G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C           C7           F            Fm
Come along, have a dram, of the blood of the lamb
C             G         C
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar

VERSE 2:
C
When I weave around at night
F                               C                                     G    G7
And the police think I'm tight, They won't find my bottle though they ask
C
Plastic Jesus shelters me
F                                      C            G             C
For his head screws off, you see, he's hollow and I use him for a flask

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