MY SHIT'S FUCKED UP
Warren Zevon (as performed by Kinky Friedman)
             (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYEhir_PRSA)

TUNING: D A D G B E (Drop D - String 6/E lowered one whole step)

INTRO:  F  C (x3)  (G)(F)Dm

VERSE 1:  Dm    (G)(F)Dm    Bb  A G    Dm
Well, I went to the doctor
I said, I'm feeling kind of rough
Let me break it to you son
Your shit's fucked up

VERSE 2:  Dm    (G)(F)Dm    Bb  A G    Dm
I said, My shit's fucked up?
Well I don't see how
He said, The shit that used to work
It won't work now

VERSE 3:  Dm    (G)(F)Dm    Bb  A G    Dm
I had a dream
Ah shucks, oh well
Now it's all fucked up
It's shot to hell

CHORUS:  F  C  Dm (x3)    Dm    (G)(F)Dm
Yeah, yeah, my shit's fucked up
It has to happen to the best of us
The rich folks suffer like the rest of us
It'll happen to you

VERSE 4:  Dm    (G)(F)Dm    Bb  A G    Dm
That Amazing Grace
Sort of passed you by
You wake up every day
And you start to cry

VERSE 5:  Dm    (G)(F)Dm    Bb  A G    Dm
You wanna die
But you just can't quit
Let me break it on down
It's the fucked up shit

CHORUS:  F  C  Dm (x3)    Dm    (G)(F)Dm
Yeah, yeah, my shit's fucked up
It has to happen to the best of us
The rich folks suffer like the rest of us
It'll happen to you



A version with this tuning and these patterns may be much closer to Warren Zevon's original recorded version:

TUNING: DADGAd

d|--------------------|-------------------------|
A|--------------------|---------0-3p0-----------|
G|-2-0-2---2p0---0--0-|-2-0-2-----------------0-|
D|-------0-----3---3--|-------0-------3p0---0---|
A|--------------------|-------------------1-----|
D|-3-3-3--------------|-3-3-3-------------------|

d|--------------------|-------------------------|
A|--------------------|---------------------0---|
G|-2-0-2---2p0---0--0-|-2------0-----0----------|
D|-------0-----3---3--|---0-3p0----0------0---0-|
A|--------------------|-------------------------|
D|-3-3-3--------------|-0--------5----3p0-------|

d|------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---0-3p0-------------------------0----------------------0---|
G|-----------------0---------0---------------0-----0----------|
D|-0-------3p0---0---------0-----0-----0-3p0-----0------0-----|
A|-------------1-----1-0--------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------5-----3-----0---------5----3p0-----0-|

d|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------0----0-3p0-----------------------0-------|
G|-------0-----0-------------------------0--------0----------0-|
D|-0-3p0-----0------0----0-------3p0---0--------0----0-----0---|
A|-----------------------------------1----1-0------------------|
D|---------5----3p0----0----------------------5----3-----0-----|

d|-----------|
A|-----------|
G|-------0---|
D|-----0-----|
A|-----------|
D|-3/5-----0-|