IN SPITE OF OURSELVES John Prine & Iris Dement INTRO: C (x2) F e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-----------------------------| B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|-----1---1-------3---1-3-----| G|-----0-------0---0-----0---|-0h2---------0h2-------------| D|---------------------------|-------3---3-------3-----3---| A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-1-------1---1-------1-------| C G e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-0-------------0-------------3---3------| B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|---3---0---------3---0--------------0---| G|-----0-------0---0-----0---|-----------0-------------0--------------| D|---------------------------|-----0-------0-----0-------0---0--------| A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|----------------------------------------| E|---------------------------|-3-------3-----3-------3-----3-----3----| VERSE 1: C She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny F She looks down her nose at money C She gets it on like the Easter bunny G She's my baby, I'm her honey C I'm never gonna let her go VERSE 2: C He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies F He ain't too sharp but he gets things done C Drinks his beer like it's oxygen G He's my baby and I'm his honey C Never gonna let him go CHORUS: C F In spite of ourselves C We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow G Against all odds C Honey, we're the big door prize F We're gonna spite our noses C Right off of our faces G There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C Dancin' in our eyes INSTRUMENTAL: C F C F C F C G VERSE 3: C She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny F She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs C Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs G She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' C I'm never gonna let her go VERSE 4: C He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie F Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon C Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon G He's my baby I don't mean maybe C Never gonna let him go CHORUS: C F In spite of ourselves C We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow G Against all odds C Honey, we're the big door prize F We're gonna spite our noses C Right off of our faces G There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C Dancin' in our eyes G There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C Dancin' in our eyes OUTRO: (spoken) C F In spite of ourselves C We'll end up sittin on a rainbow G Against all odds C Honey we're the big door prize F We're gonna spite our noses C Right off of our faces G There won't be nothing but our big old hearts C Dancing in our eyes