IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS (under construction)
Barenaked Ladies

Capo on 2, transpose chords down 2 half-steps (first chord G)

INTRO:
A  E  Dsus2   (x4)

VERSE 1:
A     E              Dsus2                       A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A    E          Dsus2                    A
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
A     E              Dsus2                       A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A            E                   Dsus2
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
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ottoman)
A         E              Dsus2                       A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A          E         Dsus2                      A
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
A     E              Dsus2               E
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

CHORUS:
Dsus2 E              A      ( A/G# )        F#m               Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Dsus2 E              A        ( A/G# )   F#m                       Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Dsus2 E              A
If I had a million dollars 
        ( A/G# )         F#m                            Dsus2 (strum once)
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                         E (strum once)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out

BREAK: (Talking part)
                            A
Like open the fridge and stuff
                                E
There would already be laid out foods for us
       Dsus2                                A
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
A                      E                                       Dsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
                   D (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C.
Uh, yeah

VERSE 2:
A     E              Dsus2                       A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A          E                Dsus2                              A
 Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
A         E              Dsus2                       A
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A          E                  Dsus2                       A
 Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
A         E              Dsus2                         A
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
A          E                        Dsus2    
 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
 A
bones)
A         E              Dsus2               E
 And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

CHORUS:
Dsus2 E              A        ( A/G# )   F#m                   Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Dsus2 E              A        ( A/G# )      F#m                Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Dsus2 E              A         ( A/G# )   F#m                Dsus2(strum once)
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                       E (strum once)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner

BREAK:
                                    A
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
           Dsus2             E       
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
                                         A
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
       Dsus2       E (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

VERSE 3:
A     E              Dsus2                       A     
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A          E                 Dsus2                                   A
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
A         E              Dsus2                       A
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A          E            Dsus2                  A
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
A     E              Dsus2                       A
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
A          E          Dsus2                               A
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
A     E              Dsus2                 E
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

OUTRO:
Dsus2 E              A    ( A/G# ) F#m             Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E              A    ( A/G# ) F#m             Dsus2
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E              A ( A/G# ) F#m  E  Dsus2
If I had a million dollars
E (strum once)
 I'd be rich

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