WAITRESS IN THE SKY
Replacements

C
She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no tie
F
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
C                       F
Struting up the aisle, big deal you get to fly
G7                        C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
G7                        C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky.... mm...mm...

C
Payed my fair, don't wanna complain
F
You get to me you're always out of champagne
C                     F
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
          G7                     C
'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
 G7                       C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky...oh oh oh...

    F
And the sign says: "Thank you very much for not smoking"
 G
My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smoking"
   F
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass
   G7
Treat me like the way you treat 'em up in first class

   C
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
   F
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
   C            F
A real union flight attendant my oh my
  G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
  G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
  G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
                      F           C                 F         C
...oh oh oh...    oh...oh.... mm...   mm...     mm...    mm..