A PIRATE LOOKS AT FORTY Jimmy Buffett G Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call C Bm Am G Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall Am C G You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam And in your belly you hold the treasure that few have ever seen Most of them dream, most of them dream Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an over forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last I have been drunk now for over two weeks, I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks, But I've got stop wishin', got to go fishin' I'm down to rock bottom again Just a few friends, just a few friends I go for younger women, lived with several awhile And though I ran away, they'll come back one day And still can manage a smile It just takes a while, just takes a while Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found My occupational hazard been my occupation's just not around I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown